Residing in the strung out plains of Texas with a little baby girl and the light of my life in a salmon colored room. I enjoy hot Funyuns and the frugal way of watching the same tv show repeatedly. Grew up in Los Angeles (more specifically Koreatown) until I decided that the city gave me too much anxiety. I used to paint but now I just eat blood oranges and have a pet rat. I hate dirty carpets and those that try to prove they're right all the time.  I have a lot of unpopular opinions and I enjoy non sequiturs. My mother once dropped a bible in the toilet.